For the minimalist who also wants to look pretty badass when slinging around lumps of iron, we present Onnit Primal Bells. Not sure why anyone would go for the chimp or orangutan when you could be slinging around a pissed off, iron King Kong, but hey to each his own. The Kettlebells come in 36lb-90il weights. We could keep writing, but let’s be real, you’re not interested in the specs. I mean look at them!
Onnit Primal Bells
Just in case you wanted to cancel out the modesty
of your kettlebell with a custom King Kong visage.
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